A spoof

Life Story
(love story- taylor swift)

We were middle age when I first saw you, I open my eyes and the slideshow starts, I’m sitting there, on the porch in the winter air. I see the white, see the snow and the dead trees see you make your way through a drift and yell “goodbye”, little did I know…
That you, you were a thief, you were stealing something, and my daddy said “I thought you were here to clean” and I was standing on the staircase with a suspicious eye.
And I said “Daddy that thief, I think he stole my m&ms, I’ll be waiting all there’s left to do is snatch, he is the culprit and I am the victim, it’s his life story , and he better give ‘em back.”
So I sneak out to your house to get them, I keep quite cuz it’d suck if you knew, you closed your eyes and fell asleep for a little while, uh oh cuz then you were awake, I was scared out of my wits and then I said “why did you steal my candy?” and you were laughing like a maniac clutching the bag so tight! And you said
“Juliette I stole you m&ms I did, why don’t you go out and buy yourself some more? You see I’m so awesome and you are pathetic ,these are my m&m’s I’m never given them back!”
“Romeo give me back my m&m’s right now, their my favorite and you cant buy them in town, don’t be afraid I wont hurt you that bad, just leave at my house in a brown cardboard box.”
Well I got tired of waiting… wondering if you ever given’ ‘em back, my faith in you was fading…. when I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said
“Romeo give me back my m&m’s right now, their my favorite and you can’t buy them in town is this is my head I don’t know what to think” he fell to the ground and threw them at me and said “here you go Juliette you can have your stinkin’ M&Ms, your making such a big deal out of like, nothing! I talked to you dad, but he threatened to sue me, so here you Juliette, I’m finally given em back!”
Cuz we were middle age when I first saw you.